Sweettooth's Revenge

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Sweettooth's Revenge

By: Keith Fuchs

Don't snicker at me goober, I'll crunch you like nougat!

Then munch ya like a milky way!

Or Mars if you prefer, but never a star's burst.

I got kisses for tootsie rolls, ju-ju-bes for the lollies.

Bits of honey, for you smarties. Jelly beans for the follies.

I got whoppers that gobstop ya,

For Mary Jane's sugar daddy Clarke.

A jawbreaker on 5th avenue and York-

Is what in store for Reese if he's too sweet with Cadbury and Heath.

I'm not a jolly rancher or a sour patch kid,

a zagnut, or a 3 musketeer.

I'm not Mike, I'm not Ike,

I'm not a nerd, I'm not a dot 0

Or a piece of butterscotch.

No, I'm a lemon drop warhead with atomic fireballs that come in sprees good and plenty.

Not a handful of milk duds for you cheese balls, that are gummy and taffy.

I put an peach ring on lady Godiva's butter finger,

Oh no! I was back with an apple o in a snap like ginger.

Apalonia from Appalachia was getting frisky for a crispy bisky

So I fed her a fingerboard shortbread from Bromley, she got shifty.

I dialed up the sun maid raisinettes, hi-chew for a 100 grand?

Ah-choo! get snotty on my confection connection,

won't you make it even less bland?

It's a can of candy corn with dulce delivery

Sugary and syrupy like strawberry licorice and truffle flavored toffee.

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