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My Fat Black @$$!!!

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I look upon the mirror
and what a horrid view 
I saw a lot or wrinkles
And a few rolls too

And when I went to turn
I look back upon the glass
All I could do was laugh
I didn’t have no ass!

My arms had wings
That should not have been there
And further inspection 
had man boobs!...that was the scare!

I had no muscles 
But that was no shock
I’m was very impressed
That I could see my (ha! that I was gonna say it, Huh!!!)

So I sat down with shock!
With that image still in my head 
And thought Slim fast, Richard Simmons…
naah! I wouldn’t be caught dead

I bought a couple of magazines
I bought a couple of books 
I went to a few websites 
All of them were F@#kin Crooks

One said do this!
One said do that!
All of them said try this!
But I didn’t loose no fat

I blamed McDonald’s
I Blamed Burger King’s
I Blamed Wendy’s
For the damn Onion Rings

I blamed Pepsi
I blamed Hershey
But it was my fault
Lord have mercy!!!

I cringed at the thought
Of gaining more weight
I said Hell to the Naw!!!
It ain’t too late

Because the next time 
I take a look in that glass
I gonna see my firm
Fine Black @$$!!! 

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