In all public bathrooms there should be a law,
That requires one to leave at least one empty stall,
So that they don't use the one right next to me and sit,
And talk on they phone while taking a $#!+,
There were least three empty stalls when I first came in,
I'm trying to $#!+ and this fool in the stall right next to me is just breaking wind!
I don't even go on the same floor as where I work,
I walk and search to find an empty bathroom free of the jerks,
So I can handle my bowel movement,
But here comes some dumb bum to ruin it!
I can deal with my funk, but not this!
Grunting, texting (that's nasty), rustling, moving and pitching a fit,
My pet peeve is someone right next to me taking a $#!+,
When there are other stalls further away that they should have picked!
WarriorCarryingWater
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