When I was younger, I’d always ask why
Now that I’m old, I ask how
Things that I was too afraid to try, I do now!
I’ve seen and done so many things, that nothing is ‘really’ new
If I traveled back into the past
Sitting in the back of my 3rd grade class
I’d be the fool!
Standing on my desk and yelling at our teacher, ‘that’s just not true!’
When you said that Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue
He never even made it to America, with the Nina, Pinta, or Santa Maria crew!
So why do you keep telling us these ridiculous lies, ma’am?!
You know what, I don’t even give a damn!
I’m out this #%!+?, cuz I got a plan!
I know everything that about to happen, so Imma 'bout to be the man!
Remember this day, and recognize my name
In about 20 years, but not for the fortune or fame
This third grade class, you are all witnesses
I’m gonna to make everything that you buy, rent, read, watch, eat, drink, and own, Imma be ubiquitous!