Vacuumed out the car after a long road trip
Daughter dropped a whole bag of cherry fun dip
Wife lost a few sunflower seed shells every other spit
Dropped my phone in the space by the seat buckles
Hand got scratched with bunch of bloody knuckles
A lot of dust and greasy fingerprints on the touch screen
Got my rag and armor all to get the dash clean
A toothbrush for the crevices vinegar for the glass
No quarters for the machine all I have is cash
Vanilla air freshener around my rear view mirror
Poured some rain-x to make the windows clearer
Wiped down all the trim, gaskets, and sills
Shined up the emblem and polished the grill
Detailed the ride and cleaned every wheel
