You know it's just a joke
You don't get high on coke
See, all you're trying to do is choke
And the next thing is you'll end up broke
All because of that puff of smoke.
Then all of a sudden your eyes will poke
You regret that and then begin to sulk
Until you pick up that pipe and try to take a toke
You may get a little hit and think you're awoke
Though you're nothing but an egg without the yoke!
So don't buy it nor try it
Because it's just a joke.