Cannabis sativa mini seedy saga

as a mathematical abbot
and amateur chemist specializing in cannabinoids
   my favorite delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC),
   isolated and synthesized in 1964

while weeding thru bathroom rag while athwart the potty
   i.e. measuring adequate perforated square sans regular toilet tissue paper

   prior to completing important private business matter

   on the sacred porcelain chamber pot

mary jane made a token appearance, and boy she looked smoke kin hot

asking if I wanna marry her attired in drag at a joint where bong 

   banged on by the hands of a phenomenal drummer taut as a hemp knot

with music in his blood while blowing  fractal rings – holy scott

the immediate utterance and rather creative bon mot

found me stock still like stone wall Jackson who unfortunately got shot

unwittingly by his own (confederate troops), whose demise an awful blot

per the southern cause during the civil war and if anachronism

   to receive medicinal aide available instead of primitive treatment he got

as well as other wounded soldiers of misfortune on the battlefield

   whose faith the any almighty power could do little to save their lot

yet availing my imagination to twist time like that Mobius strip

 mortally wounded rebels and Yankees free from facing death on a cot

might be successful hemp entrepreneurs cultivating a little spot

of land hemp would outstrip cotton as king as export to trot

orange you glad I avoided the analogy with a kumquat?