Trumpasaurus extinction

whom sever decreed demise of terrible lizard beasts aye
moost upend that long entrenched theory, and bid good bye
sans foursquare extinction reeks foul, cuz one pea brained reptilian
o’er shadowed all as fiercest, he ranged free
amidst a cut throat rogues gallery
thee unnamable overlooked sinister species sought supremacy
(game piece gamut qua gnarly life size or miniature model available
at sundry department stores wherever schlocky plastic model toys sold)
popular trapping of childhood imagination –
imbued via vainglorious ventriloquist inciting fiendish cry
such kiddy paraphernalia forever a top selling plaything
snapped off shelves leaving allocated space bone dry

since time immemorial dinosaur makeshift gewgaws
did cap cha ominous jaws, and populated fertile land of cave dwellers
whereat swaddled kinder babes bellowed believable
farcically feigned ferocious fabrications foraging bankrupt
foretold foreclosure to espy real McCoy
perhaps assembled from mud, rocks and sticks

voicing noisome predators snatching innocent prey  -
ripping to tatters and shreds unlucky victim rarely escaping
in fizz hicks of time – witnessed first hand proof positive
how me came that close (pinch thumb with index finger)
telly tubby simian snack aye haint fool’n witch cha,
nar doth this medieval troubadour –
spin a yarn approximating verity of nasty Hobbesian brute
trumpeting fiercely bruited his bombastic buzz hard
carrion feed small fry to Golgotha donning flickr ring topface,
could dice in a flickr emulate, and twitter
ring one excited live hotmail riding Pegasus,
while those in his Isis Petsmart warpath
on outlook to avoid get linkedin, per imp (of the pervert) pale’n maws
simultaneously masticating and able to shutterfly

hither and yon, to and fro rousing seditious rogues gallery
of reprobate ruthless minions - ruminants to become  apprenticed

fired up en mass thru the art of the deal vis a vis venal pet peeves
(pygmy male hominids), who revered his racially stirred debacle
while straddling as a humungous towering hill, he pill or reed
like lex lucifer usurpation, whence auld dish diehard don nah sore
dominated as demented species, thus, he didst not perish from this earth
boot yielded rubric of emperor by the peep hole,
four the pea pull, of the peep pill.