| I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,
 (a poor excuse for legs),and get me the latest
 sophisticated prosthetics advancements,
 whereat integration of cultured stem cells
 into custom made appendagesallows, enables, and provides
 unfortunate recipients of amputations
 to experience sensations.
 
 No more will yours truly(skinny legged sexagenarian)
 envy amputees fitted with smart limbs
 equipped tricked out arms and legs,cuz he will be proud owned
 with false limbs
 (mainly legs, I did not decide
 about equally spindly arms)
 finding a once nasty, short
 and brutish solitaryNorwegian bachelor farmer
 transformed into a very charming, tall
 and humane debonair troubadourrivaling the likes of any swain.
   No insult meantfor those handicapped,
 who experience(d) phantom limb
 perhaps linkedin to
 fierce near...
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       | Growing my hair down below my knees...
 stimulated courtesy follicles,where Coconut, Olive, Grapeseed,
 Jojoba, Amla and Vitamin E oils
 allowed, enabled,
 and provided head start
 germinating peach fuzz into brown strands
 after Flaxseeds, Pumpkin seeds and Fenugreek
 being sprinkled on my scalp
 yielded a bumper crop of hirsute weeds
 occasionally tripping me up
 analogous to hallucinogen
 causing a public health hazard
 warranting, necessitating, and goading me
 to give shout out for stylist
 to tender mine lovely brunette locks, which might be repurposed into a wigfor patients undergoing chemotherapy,
 or afflicted with alopecia,
 (the partial or complete absence
 of hair from areas of the body
 where it normally grows; baldness).
   As a knobby kneed, puny, scrawny, wimpy kid whose,(back in the nineteen sixties),
 his parents d...
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       | Unsettling premonition kickstarts fiendish abomination
 Consider the followingdogmatic, enigmatic, fantastic,
 idiotic, jargonistic, kimetic, linguistic,
 narcissistic, opportunistic,
 poetic, quixotic, rhapsodistic,
 scholastic, transformistic,
 universalistic agglomeration
 as an abbreviation
 overactive imaginationwrought demonic manifestation
   unaware reading dictionarycould engender garrison housing
 Century 21 ghostly conjuration
 paranormal shenanigans thisLake Wobegon resident
 grudgingly attests perturbation
 disembodied spirit betook(analogous to Casper
 the friendly ghost)
 "FAKE" spooky introduction
   primarily cause etherealphantom of the opera mine
 diaphanous doppelganger actualization
 forcing agonizing confrontationblindly highlighting spectacular illumination
 constituting undeniable declarati... | 
    
       | Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo
 Yours truly an unfortunate hostage within Homo sapien zoo presenting poetic hodge podge and mis mash to you looking for unwitting subject(s) to woo, and albeit impossible mission) to free me, where within human bondage I stew more specifically mine personally   custom designed invisibleprison self made,
 thus wishing to don persona of such an éminence grise as Jawaharlal Nehru, and trumpet courteous helloo before bidding kith and kin and fellow humans permanent adieu.   When free and clear out of the blue methinks I hear a voice calling me matt chew which intones do please try a healthy dose - Mister Fitzhugh, a Louisiana creole speciality touted as psychological cureall within Hangzhou capital of Zhejiang shen... | 
    
       | Detailing delicate defecation debacle
 Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water intoplace of ablutions
 all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet turned toward hot temperature so toilet would finally, magnificently, and royally flush.   As ofttimes occurred in the past anonymous reader's time I once again promise to waste concerning asinine verbiage without this bard arse feeling shamefaced broadcasting his fealty to posterior predilections must appear (as rearing to volley rebuttal against fans of mine) yours truly ofttimes discusses that byproduct, which issues out buttucks) narrow-based if not downright banal, gross, offal... in haste to craft something more philosophical how craven potty talk whereby theme doth self debase.<... | 
    
       | Easter as interpreted by one...
 rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted,and rebuked courtesy
 one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
 who means NOT to affect
 any sacrilegious falloutnor offend devoutly religious
 man, woman, or child,
 when the most important
 Christian holiday notated,
 a veritable “movable feast”
 occurs Sunday, March 31, 2024.
 
 Though avast percentage of stonehenge temple piloted ghosts, harking back millennia constantly zip unseen thru aerospace,easily being mistaken for led zeppelin,
 they unwittingly espy woolly sheep hush fleeced herd profoundly religious village peep pull plodding fast as their cleft hoofs take them along well worn path of former crusadersanalogous to Riders on the Storm.
   Among acquiescent, concupiscentfervescent, juvenescent
 
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       | I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome...
 Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhornothing short of an imminent civil war
 dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021
 oddly enough even reducing
 ordinary decibels to a mute whisper
 madding crowd trumpeting cacophony of ?th?r
 drowning out sense and sensibility
 allowing, enabling, and providing
 golden opportunity for anarchy to run rampant
 one issuing, earthshaking, and booming
 as one collective soul with pride
 against prejudice queercore
 amidst pandemonium of lawlessness
 voices at the forefront ear splitting din
 most all social media platforms
 buzzfeeding, jump/kickstarting,
 and twittering bigotry,
 gender inequity, and misogyny nevermore
 gender diversity celebrated
 reveling harmoniously think
 arranged marriage of Kokila and Kishore
 parents (most likely deceased) of Menil and Amit,
 one form... | 
    
       | SAFELINK TracFone synonymous...
 Dear SafeLink Customer,(one of the many recipients includes me).
 
 The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced that the Affordable Connectivity Program (ACP) is ending, and April 2024 will be the last fully funded month for your benefits if Congress does not provide additional funding.
 
 All ACP customers on all service providers will be affected but we have made it our highest priority to keep you connected. Even if Congress does not provide additional ACP funding after April, and the FCC only authorizes a partial funding in May, SafeLink will fully fund your ACP benefits through May 31st, 2024. This will give Congress more time to fund this program without impacting you.
 
 Aforementioned bulletin elicited following:
 
 SAFELINK TracFone synonymous...
 
 not only as my lifeline,
 and connectivity insurance
 with family, friends and strangers,
 whereby yours truly
 experiences...
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       | Just because an impetus arose...
 to repost poem(I chanced to locate
 amidst plethora of poems on hard drive
 of Macbook Pro)
 written more'n a half decade ago
 before yours truly
 blissfully oblivious to crypto-
 currency shenanigans linked into
 fiendish scammers after which
 I (especially me button nose) didst glow
 (giving Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
 a run for his money)
 whence rage,
 on par with wrath of Khan,
 whereby mine money
 witnessed lightspeed outflow.
 
 Thank dog, and cat,
 no pet tee filed - late fee
 incurred from this
 sole heir, matted son
 Avenue of Harris communiqué
 to his youngest sister
 busy as a queen bee,
 her name mentioned
 backwards solely for
 wry ming sense – re:
 garding Dunning-Harris Shari:
   Not there need notbe any clear cut,
 nor cloudy total
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       | Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman
 Saint Patrick's Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Lá Fhéile Pádraig invoke even non Irish to proclaim Éirinn go Brách translated as "Ireland Forever."   Though semitic thru and thruyours truly (me) dons guise of being Irish
 trumpeting hoople linked with
 the folklore and culture of Emerald Isle
 juiced tin he nuff tame aforethee 2024 Saint Patrick's Day,
 (hens this faux written accent
 donned to sail hub berate won big todofur those peep pull
 o' Eire rush deuce cent)   aye pretend, and thence make oopduff fallow wing vary minor event
 harkening back e'er sins this generic gent,hooped tubby imp poet hint wannabe,
 (who hapt tubby absent
 without leave from Brogue kin home
 since a lil whippersnapper, and accident...
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