Red sky in the morning
Sailors take warning
As I watch the drops roll down my window
And blow sideways whenever the winds blow
Ladies and fellas don't be jealous
Cuz folks got raincoats, goulashes, and umbrellas
As the barometric pressure falls
Like draws dropped in bathrooms and dresser drawers
Precipitation's manifestation's inevitable
Feeble attempts to thwart a tempest is questionable
Canoes and Pontoons are pointless in Monsoons
Even the biggest ships and yachts get got in typhoons
Various storms from squalls to a hurricane
For 40 days and nights, even God can't stop the rain