this culinary erudite humble verboten pie eating older mwm
in sore need and want of coital aid
with no intent to rile nor up braid
certainly not prompt ye to call for a military enfilade
nor cause nerves to get frayed
with a spatter o hair that goot grayed
this ordinary horny guy need to get laid
so doth axe if ja offer yourself asthma own
personal teat till lay ting milk maid
who hopefully desires bareback intercourse
re: legal tender semi min hull current see
that courses thru as way to get paid
wonders if ye might befriend me
despite this email being non spayed
nar doused with double duty extra strong tie raid
no matter no pictures, this best western Philadelphian kin trade.
via lobbing a ripple lye tummy an America online dot com screen name
prefaced with duyeer93 - which random letters to mum mind juiced came
now with ma lil pistol pa king heat, ah wanna fire semen after i take aim.
so...yes without doubt
lack of sexual appeasement which does mostly ail
and my marital might an obstacle
i fear could send a roar of expletives without fail.
how bout verboten fruit
ya know that carnal loot
if aint no interest the point moot
and tell me (after i try to make a snatch)
maybe behind lavatory stall
to politely scram and scoot
while exiting i hear alimentary sounds resembling a toot.
butta...if game for to consort
with me skin flute or bugle
from this guy who likes to google
t'would just love to feast his eyes and ogle
i do LIKE RIGHT NOW crave
no matter ye might doubt this poetic rant and rave
to indulge sexual factory juices and use stubby stick to stave
off that pent up testosterone urge
kind of like myself as an erotic magician
using his special wand to wave.
this pent up urge to fondle one or both wonderful womanly teat
found a quixotic whim to post a classified
imagining the outcome of such of said delectable feat
but fearing the odds t'would be stacked way to high to beat.
yet if more than praise for citing me poetic talent doth well
more libidinal longings this humble not so long fellow could tell
and just maybe coax ye to bear thine chest for e'en just a spell
forsooth these to behold an apt comparison to a flesh born
physiognomy portrayal of mountains tipped with nipples
and that balm in the cleavage of a wondrous dell.
so...any suggestions thus far
whereby we can fondle, kiss and taste
the special elixirs - ooh how this tongue
t'would crave to nibble upon the aureole
and suckle to drawn out milky paste
thence descending to the area just a tad lower than thy waste
meaning the clitoris awash
with for his -- mine -- oral meal to baste.
i would like to try by crook
using prick as special angle of the dangle hook
to exhaust ideas to let me get a close up look
at each and every pubic covered cranny
that moist warm nook
and taste the sweet nectar
my mouth already salivates
as my very late paternal grandfather mark berg
would comment yum zuck.
This sex starved older married chap
would just luv for you to hold his little
flaccid in one or t'other hand
(preferably somewhat inn substantial nada grand
compared n contrasted with horse size ,
my male gland disease free, healthy, organic n swarthy brand)
gently favors caresses and Sophia L. Hoar N.
yar welcome 2 kiss limp biscuit
until begins to expand
veins bulging, crackling popping and snapping
ready to spew forth after seminal contraband
sticky cum in clitoral orifice will land.
the usual routine
t'will most likely find me fantasizing
while lying in bed
gets me feisty with celibate life i dread
wonders if little shaft and smallish helmet head
will ever go sliding and slipping like
on a well lubricated sled
and experience once again
when genital with hues 2 wed.
Matthew Scott can hard lee await
to let each of us master bate
the other per climax to create
as first of many a date
and an ongoing joyful fate
p'raps as friends, lovers or e'en juiced
a temporary sexual mate.
if ya wanna romp rsvp moi
which intercourse would give me joy
to drop me drawers and lay anchor a hoy
perhaps with a phone number for this goy
who enjoys foreplay and playing being faux coy
no matter this mortal happens
to be a fifty eight year young looking boy.