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I heard this gem today at church
Our preacher shared a joke of considerable worth
When he got married, he was given this advice
He got three $100 bills, $300 being the total price
Filling a zip lock bag full of water was his first task of toil
Then he folded up each bill into a piece of aluminum foil
Like most, I wasn’t sure where this story was going either
The minster put the bag in the back of his freezer
So if he ever got in a pickle and need help fast
He’d just go to his kitchen and grab some hard cold cash!
