If I was a Cell Phone

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just different

If I was a cell phone, I would commit suicide by lethal draining, avoid all chargers and electrical outlets, see I was merely invented to call and text, check in on the elderly, call my sons in college, give me mama a ring to see what see throwing down on the stove, but now I am nothing more than the worst invention ever created, see my numbers of 9-1-1 are not used, we rather hit record and catch that abuse when the fight going down, with an ohh here and a ahh there, followed by a quote saying this going on world star my , in the same breath, when 9-1-1 pull triggers it’s why did you shoot him like that, see it’s all in the same, you want a viral claim to fame instead of inserting your name on someone’s lifeline to actually save their life, you like to screenshot me when s cheating on their wife, why is you telling my innermost secrets, you won’t even tell the you with what you ate five minutes ago and how you ho in private when you power me down, puttin in pre made words to cover up your trips, I aint say that , I have my microchip degree and PhD so when you *** up, I auto correct, and what's this about you opening up to me, I don’t recognize you three fifths of the time, the girl who purchased me was fine, I don’t know who this cheetah ears having chick with red hair is, access denied, and Mr man, why is you incriminating yourself on my screen, how did you hit me on the side and go from your three year old son, to recording you see this glock 40 cuz, blood, all grouped up with yo s after committing armed robbery, then you get mad at me cause I threw up your dumb on social media, and ironically the cop who arrested you was named earl, see jay z said it’s a hard knock life, but this cell phone life is ten times harder, I exchange hands on a daily, you know how many babies I done seen in their prime, only to capture the last images of them when they die, see I can’t get with these new s, y’all misuse me all day, I still remember when cats only ***ed with me after nine, then when that went cool, I told em *** with me after seven, but now y’all wanna *** with me at one thirty in the a.m., I stopped working the night shift years ago, but my brain still functioned, unlike humans who’s malfunctioned with the junction that the most effective communication is sent through towers and invisible beams, instead of our greatest gift, humanly means