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Turns out I’m a busy feign
Who misses driving, working and other things
Time still flies
I’m not wise
Wasting the present on a screen
Watching shows and reading gossip
Facebook or Tiger King, tonight it’s really a toss-up
Home schooling a third grader is testing my tranquility
And common core math is beyond the scope of my ability
Ever tried eating Frosted Flakes in a bowl of water?
It’s not Grrreat, but saves milk for my daughter
Eat, sleep, read, watch TV
The new normal life of a non-essential employee
Work is all webinars and conference calls via Zoom
More emails and training classes, like gag me with a spoon!
Glass half full, I’m a wizard with a broom
My castle is spotless, not a spec of dust in any room
Been washing dishes so often my fingers look like a prune!
If this is a preview of retirement, please return to sender
I’ll be working forever, no retreat, no surrender!
