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It was a terrible time for Jesus right after he got baptized
40 days in the wilderness with the devil and all his lies
Jesus fasted the whole time, meaning he didn’t eat!
Despite all kinds of wild beasts, pigs, chickens, and sheep!
The devil tried for weeks to get into Jesus’ head
First he asked, ‘if God really is yo’ daddy, then turn these rocks into some bread!'
Jesus was like, ‘all that people really need to hear are the words that God said!’
The devil led Jesus into Jerusalem, high above a temple
Next the devil said, ‘throw yourself down and angels will save you, it’s simple!’
Jesus was like, ‘lucifer, you can’t just put God to the test!?’
The devil had struck out twice, so his last had to be best
He promised Jesus the world if he’d just worship him and start ‘God forsaking’
Jesus relied, 'no, (for the third time), get behind me, satan!'
The devil finally left Jesus after weeks of deceit and stresses
Finally, God sent angels to comfort and feed Jesus some breakfast!
