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After 2016 showed its ugly rear
2020 was like, ‘dude, hold my beer!’
Grade school elections were better organized
Declarations of fraud from number 45
When I wear a mask my glasses fog so I can’t see $#!+!
My clients refuse to wear masks, and COVID-19? I almost caught it!
My co-worker called and said he can’t taste or smell $#!+!
He said, dude, you might want to also get tested
I appreciated his candor and the fact that he confessed it
I made an appointment at a CVS minute clinic drive thru
A COVID-19 test cost me $139, here’s what you have to do
Verify your contact information and grab the bag
Listen to the Nurse Practitioner’s instructions, keep on your mask
Grab the swap stick, insert and rotate it three times
You might see some blood or slime
Then do it again in the other nostril with the same swab
The things we gotta to do to stay safe on the job!
Put the sample in the tube and secure the contents
PSA: If you are exposed, get tested, and wear a mask, make sense?
