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One Evening A Husband And His Wife Were Enjoying A Movie Snuggling By The Fireplace On The Floor
Their Quality Time Was Cut Short When They Heard Loud Bangs At The Door
The Husband Got Up And Proceeded To Check Things Out
Two Officers Busted In Screaming, GET DOWN GET DOWN
The Wife Yelled, What The Hell Are Y'all Doing? We've Not Done A Thing
One Of The Officers Said, Shut Up B@tch And Pushed Her Hard Causing Her Head To Hit The Mantle
The Husband Became Ragged And Inflammed
He Ran Over And Knocked That F*ck Out Of That Cop, Broke His Jaw, And Blackened His Eyes So That He Could Not See
Needless To Say He Was Sentenced Time In The Penitentiary
The Years Passed Being On Lockdown
He Was Finally Up For Parole
Facing The Parole Board They Asked, What Made You Lose Your Control Injuring An Officer In Uniform?
He Answered, I Have Served This Country For 15 Years (Marines) And I've Been Married For 16 Years Of My Life,
And I Be Damned If I Let Any Man In This World Put His Fu@king Hands On my Wife.
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