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Years ago my Grandfather told me
That one day, left unchecked, all of the Peckerwoods would finally break free
And when they started yelling ‘Yeee-Haaw!’ you better get!
‘Cuz they’re on the warpath and about to start some real $#!+!’
‘Once,’ Grandpa whispered, ‘When I was confronted by a pack of Peckerwoods in the wild, here’s what saved me!’
Grandpa continued, ‘I didn’t run, I don’t know Karate, but I do know crazy!'
I looked up at the biggest Peckerwood, stared him dead in his eyes
Said ‘I’ll whup yo’ country a$$, long before you get any help from them other guys!’
'The head Peckerwood flinched, because he didn’t want these hands!'
'He knew the tune that I was playing, but didn’t want to take a chance!'
'I didn’t even need to pull my piece, I just told them all to go about their way.'
'So if you ever run into a pack of Peckerwoods in the wild, now you’ll know what to do and say!'
