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Naked and Afraid
In the jungle for 21 days
Wishing Off and Raid was being sprayed
Dreams of catching Catfish cooked over a fire filleted
But my reality in the Amazon is being betrayed
My partner was bragging about their survival skills on day one
A week later they just sleep and complain while nothing gets done!
Everything bites and scratches from the bugs to the plants
You’ve seen the show before, now go get us some firewood and quit your annoying rants!
And keep an eye out for when the producers film a wild boar roaming around at night
Let’s follow them, catch it, then gut it with this knife!
You got on this show to lose 30 pounds or gain 15 minutes of fame
I came here to win, don’t hate the player, respect the game!
