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This last negative COVID-19 test...
The comfortable bed in which I rest
My wife with whom I share a bedroom, bathroom, and closet with
My only child, Granny Smith
The apple of my eye, always my reply
Psalm 17, David’s request, oh lord; attend to my cry!
My parents, my brothers, aunts, cousins, friends, and their significant others
My freedom, financial security, and druthers
Those 10 Amazon stocks my wife bought for $7 way back in 2001
That we still have today, because she wouldn’t let me sell none!
Our home, my career, and safe/reliable transportation
The fact that my parents named me Jason!
My relative health and the fact that I still have most of my hair
Yeah, I know that’s vain, but I don’t care!
My beautiful teeth
My bigfeet
My ability to write about life as I see fit
My daily diet, exercise, and morning $#!+
I mean it’s like clockwork, I’m so regular I must be getting the right balance of fiber…
My family’s security, our only recent attack was cyber
Some hacker bought ~$2,000 worth of appliances in Europe with our debit card!
We got all the money back thanks to our Black Bank’s credit guard!
Sure I could complain about all of the injustices, discrimination, horrors, history, and news of the present
But this isn’t that type of poem, because today, I’m content!
