The Wonder Years

 

You pull my pain baby...

And I know that sh*t feel wavy

But stop it,

I mean... cut ... it ...out

Bein' cute like Full House

Twinnin'n sh*t

Grinnin'n sh*t

I mean How Rude?!

Minin' me like crude

Like Jethro, Jed

Barely kept his family fed

Now you starvin' me

Movin' to Bever-ly

Hills that is...

Poppin'

Pills that is...

Does it take away the pain?

CC: CVS, 

"Should I try the same?"

 

I'm from the era of the sitcom

Claire was my TV Mom

That I'd like to F

PG til that sh*t went left

Off a Cliff--- I channeled Heff

 

I should cuss you out in Spanish

--Fly WHO out?

I shouldn't let you eat the sandwich

Un-synched the syndication out here bein' mannish

 

Narrating the Wonder Years

Is it any Little Wonder

Why I been cryin'

Inner child findin'

Growing Pains Rhymin'

High-hat timin'

And it's hurtin' me

Even Stevie could see

Hoo aah Hoo aah

Is it any wonder?

 

(Dedication: The girl from Marvin's Room to the guy from F***ing Fans Happy New Year)

* poem was originally written while listening to Durand Jones & The Indications "Is It Any Wonder?"