I… washed… my…hands, very… well…
The instructions were in Spanish, what… the… hel!!?
I jammed the stick, far… up… my…nose…
Spun it around a few dozen times, I… suppose…
Grabbed the vial, and extracted… my… normal… flora… and… D…N…A…
Plopped three drops of my sample down, onto… the… tray
Then set a timer for 10 minutes, and… what… did… it… say?
‘COVID-19 Not Detected,’ hip hip hooray!