I have the most uncanny ability
It’s damn near a superpower really
Out in public, to sit next to someone who sneezes
And coughs, I can immediately smell/feel their germ breezes!
Before COVID, I paid it no mind
Today, even while wearing a mask, I just get up and move every damn time!
And then when I board the plane, guess what I get?
Somebody coughing directly into their hand right next to where I sit!
Touching my armrest, chair, and seat belts with their nasty/diseased hands
Do you want a beverage or some snacks sir? Not a chance!