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Hey, this is me
six foot three and available to you
all you gotta be is free
and just a few other things
sing like Phyllis Hyman sings
can make everything from pancakes to chicken wings
gotta be tall 
and built like the original African queen
when I lose my cool
you stay serene 
gotta know how to love me down
fifteen rounds of non stop action
love me to my satisfaction
for good sex is the key to getting next to me
and as you continue to read this profile
continue to do so with a smile
as I continue to tell you what you need to do
to get a response from me to you
and ain’t this dating web site great?
we can safely conversate 
while I undress you
and caress you while you type your replies
hiding our disguises and obvious flaws
we can do this because
the web site says we can
man seeks woman
woman seeks man
so this is me
not exactly reality
not exactly fantasy
safely hidden behind tubes
lines
wires
stating our desires
because we’re unattached
and wanna be matched to the perfect mate
so we conversate 
for hours in privacy
hey, this me 
six foot three and available to you
this is what you gotta be
and this is what you gotta do