Jesus Lord,
I know that you are probably very bored
The again, maybe were just being ignored...
With the vicious cycle of women and men's inevitable sin
~2,000 years since your exit
We killed you, so I can see why you don't mess with
Us, to you, two millennia is just a blink of an eye
Probably anticipating the rapture, just to watch us f@#$%&s fry.