You may want to stop and listen to yourself, if you’re not too lazy; what you’re proposing, it just sounds really crazy
You want me to do what to whom, while you sit here doing nothing; oh don’t just stare at me, c’mon give me something!
Let me recap the conversation, giving it my best try; you haven’t given me the who, what, when, where and how, now I need to know why?
Sooo… you want me to do what, to how many, how long and when; and after I’ve done all that, what then?
Now you want me to go where and stay there until when; okay that’s it, please don’t ever ask me to go there again
You think I need to say what, when they ask me why; are you even listening to yourself, you must be out of your mind
This has the most preposterous ring, I mean totally insane; what is the outcome you seek and what do we stand to gain
The more I sit and think about this, it becomes increasingly hazy; I’m so sorry to tell you, but this just sounds crazy
I stand here watching, as your sanity creeps; you want me to this all day, while all you do is sleep; in the words of the roadrunner goodbye….beep, beep!
I won’t think it over or sleep on it tonight; in the morning it’ll still sound crazy and crazy is just not right