Cannabis sativa mini seedy saga

as a mathematical abbot
and amateur chemist specializing in cannabinoids
my favorite delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC),
isolated and synthesized in 1964
while weeding thru bathroom rag while athwart the potty
i.e. measuring adequate perforated square sans regular toilet tissue paper
prior to completing important private business matter
on sacred porcelain chamber pot
mary jane made a token appearance, and boy she looked smoke kin hot
asking if I wanna marry her attired in drag at a joint where bong gull lows
banged on by hands of a phenomenal drummer taut as a hemp knot
with music in his blood while blowing  fractal rings – holy scott
the immediate utterance and rather creative bon mot
found me stock still like stone wall Jackson who unfortunately got shotunwittingly by his own (confederate troops), whose demise an awful blot per the southern cause during the civil war and if anachronism
to receive medicinal aide available instead of primitive treatment he got
as well as other wounded soldiers of misfortune on the battlefield
whose faith the any almighty power could do little to save their lot
yet availing my imagination to twist time like that Mobius strip
mortally wounded rebels and Yankees free from facing death on a cot
might be successful hemp entrepreneurs cultivating a little spot
of land hemp would outstrip cotton as king as export to trot
orange you glad I avoided the analogy with a kumquat?