Once I was the sheriff
Now I'm the outlaw
Couldn't afford to pay the tariff
Stranded but managed to crawl
Rode into to town with plans to do damage
But my hubris was my downfall
Planned to take the gold and make off like a bandit
But was a split second too slow on the draw
My badge, it suits you sheriff, I didn't think you'd manage
When I ended up on the wrong side of the law