I’m feeling philanthropic
Handing out rhymes free like soysauce and chopsticks
Not concerned with the optics
Got no time to make more profits
Make it plain like Hershey’s chocolate
Blow like champagne when champions pop it
Then celebrate and toss it
The crowd goes nuts with applause until I stop it
Otherwise they just keep clapping
For the show to begin then I start rapping
As the fans form a mosh pit
I pick a different topic
Others record my audio
High definition and in stereo
Not the late 80’s but peep my scenario