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I leave buying food at the market to the spouse...

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one helluva comparative
humdinger savvy shopper,
who can rattle off the best buy

for most any given item,

at the drop of a hat
analogous to baseball fanatic

(unlike myself who knows and cares
nothing about the game)
spewing forth Batting average (BA),

on-base percentage (OBP),

and slugging percentage (SLG)

often referred to together

as a player's "slash line".
 

A fourth batting stat

known as on-base plus slugging (OPS),

which is a combination of OBP and SLG.

 

Other batting stats include runs batted in (RBI),

where a batter is credited with an RBI

when they score a run

as a result of their plate appearance.


Meanwhile back to the wife,
who would willingly truck

(courtesy driving our 2020 Sonata Elantra)
from one store or another
to purchase sought after item(s)
despite schlepping the extra miles,
and often scoops up goods
from clearance section,
and adheres to the postman's credo
"Neither snow nor rain nor heat
nor gloom of night stays these couriers
from the swift completion
of their appointed rounds"
often considered the motto
and inscribed in gray granite
above the entrance
to the New York City Post Office.

The phrase comes from
The Persian Wars by Herodotus,
written around 500 B.C.
during the wars between
the Greeks and Persians.


Herodotus referring to the Persian
mounted postal couriers,
who he observed with great admiration
and said were undeterred
by the elements
from completing their rounds.

The phrase was modified and approved
by the Post Office Department in 1914
by William Mitchell Kendall,
an architect at McKim, Mead & White,
the firm that designed
the New York General Post Office.


Kendall (the son of a classics scholar)
enjoyed reading Greek.

Every now and again, I accompany her,
after she tries in vain
to coax and wheedle yours truly
(with threats she won't
buy me any favorite drinks -
such as Kombucha),
nevertheless but frequently remain
holed up in our one bedroom apartment
disinclined to subject myself,


(a socially anxious aging baby boomer,
and lapsed long hair pencil neck geek to boot)
to the cruel embarrassment and harassment
linkedin with Samson syndrome
characterized courtesy lovely long golden locks,
(and rivaling the storied Rapunzel)
despite the small investment in shampoo
bully me prime target for mean people
who offer their unsolicited feedback

Matter of fact, she went out
earlier this saturday morning
(enjoying spate of cool temperature
for August seventeenth
and accompanied by light rain
courtesy hurricane ernesto
to unload bags of recyclables

jammed into the trunk
giving the television show

characters Sanford and Son

(a 1972 break out hit),
a run for their money.

 

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