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Uncle Leroy started a fight
Uncle Charles slapped his wife
Aunt Mae grabbed a knife
Grandpa went for his gun
Uncle Reggie called his sons
Children ran and hit the dirt
When Uncle Willy took off his shirt
Grandpa called someone a
S-U-M-A-B-I-C-H
Uncle Frank manned the grill & burned the ribs
Cousin Ken said the chicken was nasty
somebody got called a punk
Billy got too drunk
I popped my trunk
I don’t eat no pork
Uncle Hakim proclaimed
Aunt Rose complained that the cornbread was dry
Somebody stuck their fingers in Aunt Vivian’s sweet potato pie
As usual Aunt Mickey started to cry
Cousin Pookie got into it with his sister Monet
Sleepy threw up a gang sign
Black was full of wine
The police arrived to tame the crowd
Cause neighbors complained the music was too loud
When they tried to take one the others jumped in
One of the officers took out a pen
Took a report and said settle it in court
They took Uncle Charles because he had a warrant
Lee Lee no relation
went for parole violation
we all jumped in our cars and sped away
just another family holiday
