Why is my cable bill $100's more?

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(Me on the phone with the cable company today... less their words)
Why is my cable bill $100 more?
...No, no, no, y'all didn't say that bull$#!+ before!
...Yes!  I checked my account online!
...uh-hun, the rep. said I'd lose the rest of the premium channels, and that's fine,
But how am I paying $100 more this month WITHOUT HBO?
...(sigh)...I don't want Showtime, It. Doesn't. Have. My. Show!
...Yes, it was last month, and I spent THIRTY SEVEN minutes waiting on my phone,
I'd cancel this $#!+ real quick, if it weren't for Game of Thrones!
...Pu-put me on hold? Again?  #€// no!  Wh-Wh-What's your name?
...Okay, (eyes closed, fingers pinching the bridge of my nose) let me speak to your manager, y'all need to make my payments the same!
...Beep! Ain't this a trip, they playing elevator music on the other end!
Click!  Oh no they didn't just hang up on me again!!!