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Coalhouse
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Say Cheese (I am going to put you in this poem)

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Say Cheese 

Don't smile when you say it..

Cheese, more than a dietary staple.

You need cheese to pay your rent..

At the end of the month, you say dam that cheese

Was well spent..

LBJ  had Vietnam

Nixon had Watergate

Reagan beat them all with a five pound cheese paperweight.

I hate to be foul, but too much cheese can stop up your bowels.

Ask Clarence Thomas, who needs to wipe his lip, he ate a plate full

Of queso dip. Just to get a date with a blind white woman.

Whose scales need to be recalibrated.

Clarence sits on the supreme bench constipated.

The Bougies are cheese eating connoisseurs.

They prefer their cheese on crackers, like that famous actor

Everything taste better sitting on a Ritz. 

NAACP if the shoe fits.

Say Cheese, but don't smile when you say it..

Eating cheese to make cheese

On your knees, say please..

We all can't be Gs..

Some of us attend universities.

Fortune 500 employees.

Sitting on committees.

Driving sport utilities.

Living in gated communities.

Ignoring racial hostilities.

Can you be black without changing

The way you act.

Snack on that Monterey Jack

For the change that lines your pocket.

Say Cheese.

But don't smile when you say it..

 

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The Immortal Wize says:

Holy smoke Chester cheese, this is phenomenal.
 

LP45 says:

Awesome write Coalhouse. Dig the word play. Thanks for sharing.
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WarriorCarryingWater says:

That's dope - anytime you can break things down to food or sports you got a winner!
 

RonnieL says:

Dope!

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