Fudge Sicko

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Why does the ice cream man play the birthday song I mean is there cake to go with all that ice cream tell me whose birthday is it anyway the truth is the ice cream man will play that song outside of the church on your wedding day though it may be  Jack in the Box creepy it still remains kid friendly take my advice that ice cream is no name brand and overpriced he does not have Pepsi he does not have Sprite all you can get from that man is joke in a can and stand clear of the pedophiliac standing in the back looking like Chester the molester some kind of Foreign drugged out maniac with a mustache in his spoken language I must ask its 2 a.m. in the morning who in their right mind is going to come outside for ice cream all the children are sleeping you must be tweaking I know this ice cream man I know him well he buys dope with the money from what he sales  his hands are filthy and so are his nails he's a clown and his  honey buns are stale if he don't stop playing that song I'm going to ring  his bell and he's going to think it's his birthday ...ding...dong