Mingoao

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Really Bad Bible Jokes - Part I

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just different

Cain to Abel:-

    P u s s y o l e b w o y . . !

    ah go dead yuh !
    Weh meh bloodclaat goat dem . . ?


David to Goliath:-

    Say it again . ! .

    Say that s h i t
    one mo M ' f u c k i n time . !


Snake in the garden:-

    Hey baby . !

    Yo cutenesssss
    Yes you . . Lemme holla at ya . . !


Workers at the Tower of Babel:-

    Say What . ? ?

    Papi Yo no hablo
               no English


Lott to his wife:-

    B i t c h . !

    Didn't I tell you
    a n i g g a got hypertension . ?


Judas at the Last Supper:-

    I was just playing y'all
    Why y'all so serious and s h i t . ?


Moses in the desert:-

    What make y'all think
      a n i g g a lost . . ?


Moses at the Red Sea:-

    Abracadabra . . !

    Y'all n i g g a s could swim

                    . . Right . ?

Jesus to Judas:-

    yuh aint right . . ?

             Not cool dawg
               Not cool . !


Barabbas to Jesus:-

    What ya up here for N i g g a . ?

      Y U H D I D W H A T . !


Jesus to Barabas:-

    Da f u c k yuh mean
           if it hurts . ? !

© mingoáo

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OTHER POEMS WRITTEN BY Mingoao

Flying

I wish I can fly

        I think I can fly
                  I can fly

I ' m F l y i n g . . !

Fool me Once

Fool me Once – Fool me Twice

        No Prison Reform
        Affordable Housing
               Healthcare

the guillotine
always finds our necks

I’m Sitting This One Out

N o V o t e . . !

        F u c k Da Democrats
          Had Enough of Y’alls
                       S H I T

Fool me Once – Fool me Twice

...

Puppet

Strings taut ~

the doll twists

    just
    a single movement
    of the puppeteer’s wrist

    D a n c e
        puppet
            D a n c e . . !

        nimble hands
        orchestrate mischief

            sleight of hands
           mask the outcome's
           aftermath

listen ~

to the music
...

Veracity

There're no truths
         no lies

   none exist . .

       but for the relationships

                      interpretations

       and                         ...

There Was Once a Place

Can’t be saved
but need help

healthy
but ain't well

               afraid to fall
            never was taught to fly

                    no balance . . .

            just broken pieces
            of bones and sorrow
           <...

Be Proud

Be proud and thankful
for your black skin

Tell Your Kind

Dear White Politicians . .
don't go to black churches

    and tell Black Folk
    how much you hate racism

         Go to White Churches
            and tell your kind

© mingoáo

Indebted

save the children
of tomorrow

it is from them
we borrow today

Futile

Sometimes
it doesn't really matter
     which way you turn

    there's always someone
    standing behind you

with a jar of Vaseline
and a bag of