My Hatin Joint

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I just wanted to let you know that I hope he cheats on you

Even if its with a basic chick

You know, a 27 year old, no car, still at home, wearing braces chick

She's bipolar but her two faces are better than your one face chick

She don't wear Nike, she wear asics chick

Maybe change her weave every week, gotta fake it til you make it chick

But in the event he upgrades, I hope she look so good that you admit your a hater

You'll say things like "Yeah well I can see why he'd date her."

Cause while your smile brightens up a room, hers brightens up a whole venue

While he was with you he saw the appetizers but now he sees the whole menu

I hope her booty bigger than yours too

Maybe she can teach you how to dance and you can learn a thing or two

Why do I say all this? Because of what you did to me

Sometimes I think about the situation and say "You've got to be kidding me"

I don't think you know how much it was killing me

So I searched my heart and soul for my feelings I had for you and went on a killing spree

All those memories of being with you shot by a .38

A knife to the neck to the thoughts of it being fate

The love I had for you, beheaded in the streets

And I hope these patterns repeat for every other dude you meet