sometimes Heaven gets a call and the caller is me and I want to talk to someone I believe is there but I am told "there's no one here by that name" I hang up disappointed think for awhile then dial the other place thinking to myself there must be some kind of mistake the phone rings and rings and rings then the voicemail picks up at the tone I don't know what to say I know I don't want to leave my number I don't want the devil to call me back I drop the call then pause and decide to call Heaven back it rings one time then a dude name Peter answers the phone and says "didn't you call before" I said yeah! PEE-ter!” I need to know and before I could get all the words out Peter said "didn't I tell you there's no one here by that name at that point "PeeT" was getting on my last nerve I was perturb he didn't understand how things are done in the real world so I asked to speak to a manager a supervisor someone in charge “P’Tuh!” got offended like I was implying he wasn't doing his job then put me on hold I was expecting Opus Number One Stairway To Heaven Heaven Is A Place On Earth Knokin' On Heaven's Door to fill the silence but to my surprise Heaven was jammin' Highway To Hell

