Captain’s log stardate 2399
Even in the future I still must rhyme
We just passed the final frontier at warp six
Avoiding Romulans and their sneaky tricks
We’ve taken heavy fire but shields are holding steady at 40 percent
Arm the photon torpedos and make sure they all hit
Bones, Spock, Bones, Spock!
Computer play something with a smooth groove and a lil’ knock
I sit in this captain’s chair on a five year quest
All because I passed the Kobayashi Maru test
Seeking out new life and civilizations
Boldly exploring distant galaxies and setting up outposts and space stations
Hail the trailing bird of prey for a final inquire
As I looked our foe dead in the eye, I screamed, ‘FIRE’!