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Twenty years from now, once hip hop is long dead
When a bunch of space Alien Emcees invade, this is what they said
'Bring us ten of your world’s best rappers to battle for earth!
To freestyle for humanity and the rights to your turf!'
The world was in a panic, because all the dope emcees were long gone!
Flying saucers blasted dope beats and rhymes in every language for days, their dissing of humanity was so dope, yet so wrong!
The aliens explained that they received NASA’s Deep Space Network transmission
Of Missy Elliott’s “The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" beamed at Venus in July 2024, and made it their mission
To challenge humanity for Earth, in a galactic battle of rhymes
This alien society mastered science, technology and spitting dope rhymes!
The world had two weeks to respond, but they only needed eight days
For a crew of ten old men and women emerged from their nursing home haze!
Long forgotten and discredited, but each could still spit mad fire!
Patiently waiting for a opportunity to bust rhymes like a choir!
The stage was set, and broadcasted and translated on all media outlets worldwide
Each emcee dressed and represented so well, that it gave humanity emense hope and pride!
The first alien dissed her opponent well
The human emcee’s flow was so good, like scripture, it sent her alien opponent straight to hell!
The second human rapper simply dissed his alien's appearance
The alien was so embarrassed, he didn’t even respond, blaming the microphone's interference!
The third battle began with an alien’s strong attempt
His human responded in kind by calling him a simp!
Roasted his wack rhymes, said that his timing was aimless
Told him to take his ‘doo-doo’ nursery rhymes back home to Uranus!
Even the aliens cheered the human emcee’s performance
The fourth alien emcee's size was enormous!
His deep voice was intimidating, and his delivery was rapid
His female emcee’s response claimed his content was both lame and vapid!
Claimed that while he was big, his ‘alienhood’ was likely microscopic
Again, the aliens were amused that she choose such a humorous topic!
The fifth human rapper stumbled on his memorized rhymes, from lack of preparation and nerves
His alien competitor mimicked him with her hand and a pencil gesture, then lyrically murdered him with rhymes that were well deserved
The sixth human hip hop artist’s freestyle got way too experimental
He lost the crowd, going way above both the aliens’ and humans’ mental
In the alien emcee’s rebuttal, he called his foe a nerd, and proceeded to ‘ether’
Humanity gave the alien the win on that round, cuz’ his rhymes cut like a cleaver
The next human, an old SoundCloud mumble rapper, used autotune and focused on 'riches', fancy cars, and lean
His alien competitor’s response blew him to smitherees!
The next human rapper, the oldest of the crew
Once had a one hit wonder, and came to ‘do what it do’
At first nobody understood exactly what he was saying, and thought again that humanity would lose
Then this African American started spitin’ some crazy rhymes mixed with the blues!
He ‘8 miled’ his performance, turning his tragic story of lost fame, fortune and prison into triumph and hope
The alien on the microphone immediately afterwards lost all inspiration, and began to choke!
The 9th human rapper’s content was conscious yet concise
Flows kicked some real knowledge, yet they still had some edge and bite
Said he that lyrically murdering aliens was such a delight!
His alien counterpart’s flow was decent, but not enough for a dub
The 10th human emcee called the last alien every hip hop diss, from a 'buster' to a 'scrub!'
She annihilated the last alien emcee so bad, calling her every bad name under the sun
That the last alien didn’t even get a chance to respond, the aliens ended the battle, because humanity had won!
Collectively, the aliens were so impressed that humanity bested them at their own game
They congratulated humanity’s creativity and rewarded us with advanced knowledge, technology, Space travel, fortune and galactic fame!
