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‘twas ~
the night
before Christmas
and:
Santa’s broke
like a old ho
on fentanyl
not a creature
was stirring
not even
a mouse
and:
Santa’s been thinking
o' robbing a house
Santa say..
this year
no sleigh.. !
prancer dancer
and vixen and dem
a i n ’ t g o t p a i d . . .
they ain’t working
another day
they in D.C. marching.. !
somma dem got laid off
Gov’t shut down
we gonna occupy dis
Dey say...
dem fools on da hill
playing games again
Fatman tryna give away
fo free
and we gotta eat . .
Santa’s broke . . !
da suit don’t fit
this here is real bull
all you cheap bastards
keep leaving
milk and cookies . .
for all the freakin
hard work ah been doing
how would y’all like
to do my job. ?
shopping all year . .
reading all dem greedy letters
from ya grabby kids
begging for . !
gimme, gimme, gimme..
don’t do it.. !
don’t leave me no
damn milk and cookies
is like y’all trying
to kill me..
ah already got hypertension
and diabetic too
and y’all still leaving
to kill my ass
l e a v e m e m o n e y.. !
ya cheap bastards..
I’m starving here.. !
and:
I ain’t kissing no more
o’ y’all dog-faced mamas
ah once kissed
this woman with a face like
a bag o’ spanners
but:
that’s a whole other story
so..
if you dumb kids
want to see mommy kissing
Santa Claus.. ?
ah need to get paid.. !
Y e a h
that’s right.. !
Santa’s pimping himself out
this Christmas
y’all ever tried
eating Ramen Noodles
at the ***in North Pole.. ?
can’t even afford
to buy dem really great toys
from Asia
with..
the lead based paints
arsenic taints
dioxin flava
right now I’m thinking...
of doing a drive by
on a liquor store
Seems as though..
dem is the only folks
making money up in this piece
so boys and girls . . .
this Christmas
don’t ask meh
fuh
.. !
© mingoáo
