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‘twas ~
the night
before Christmas
and:
Santa’s broke
like a old ho
on meth
not a creature
was stirring
not even
a mouse
and:
Santa’s been thinking
o' robbing a house
Santa say..
this year
no sleigh.. !
prancer dancer
and vixen and dem
a i n ’ t g o t p a i d . . .
they ain’t working
another day
they in D.C. marching.. !
somma dem got laid off
Gov’t shut down
we gonna occupy dis b i t c h
Dey say...
dem fools on da hill
playing games again
Fatman tryna give away
s h i t fo free
and we gotta eat . .
Santa’s broke . . !
da suit don’t fit
this here is real b u l l s h i t
all you cheap bastards
keep leaving
milk and cookies . .
for all the freakin
hard work ah been doing
how would y’all like
to do my job. ?
shopping all year . .
reading all dem greedy letters
from ya grabby kids
begging for s h i t . !
gimme, gimme, gimme . .
don’t do it.. !
don’t leave me no
damn milk and cookies
is like y’all trying
to kill me..
ah already got hypertension
and diabetic too
and y’all still leaving s h i t
to kill my ass
l e a v e m e m o n e y.. !
ya cheap bastards..
I’m starving here.. !
and:
I ain’t kissing no more
o’ y’all dog-faced mamas
ah once kissed
this woman with a face like
a bag o’ spanners
but:
that’s a whole other story
so..
if you dumb kids
want to see mommy kissing
Santa Claus.. ?
ah need to get paid.. !
Y e a h
that’s right.. !
Santa’s pimping himself out
this Christmas
y’all ever tried
eating Ramen Noodles
at the f u c k i n North Pole.. ?
can’t even afford
to buy dem really great toys
from Asia
with..
the lead based paints
arsenic taints
dioxin flava
right now I’m thinking...
of doing a drive by
on a liquor store
Seems as though..
dem is the only M'f u c k e r s
making money up in this piece
so boys and girls . . .
this Christmas
don’t ask meh
fuh
S h i t . . !
© mingoáo
